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A giant pony can be observed repeatedly in the rear seat of a car by the driver noticing the phantom in his rear view mirror around midnight.
A big terrifying ghost has every so often been noticed pulling up weeds in the front yard of a house in Angora. Either way, it in all certainty is a frightening ghost that you wouldn't wish to come across at midnight.
An martian voyager from another part of the galaxy is known to have been spotted on one or two occasions looking for an object down by Durant Rapids in the early morning hours.
The spirit of a young-looking man sporting a confederate uniform can every so often be spotted munching on a carrot near the waterfront at Lake Fourteen. In any event, this ghost undeniably is chilling; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
The ghost of a hobo is regularly spotted downing gasoline by Alango Creek.
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As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
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