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A female having a spear in her head is repeatedly distinguished by Caribou Bog piling rocks. If you listen to what the local residents assert, this ghost is probably the struggling ghost of a person who used to reside here in Angle Inlet. Either way, this is an antagonistic phantom that should be shunned.
A space alien from planet Neptune is known to have been perceived on a handful of occasions in an autopart store in the Angle Inlet area.
A massive lamb can often be seen at Northwest Angle Inlet before sunrise gazing down into the water.
The ghost of a youthful Indian combatant can be distinguished over and over again chucking rocks into the current at Bear Creek at night.
A giant rat has once in a while been perceived scrambling up from a manhole on an Angle Inlet avenue at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Angle Inlet
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Ghost Sightings From Angle Inlet
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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