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These are some lies we made up about Andover.
A massive dormouse is regularly seen yelling on the shore of Ham Lake.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy has been said to have been perceived on one or two occasions in an Andover area hardware store, striding the aisles.
The alien pilot of an alien spaceship can regularly be distinguished in Bunker Hills Regional Park before dawn concealing a dead body by a large rock.
A space invader from Saturn may be perceived often very late at night floating by on Crooked Brook.
A minotaur is from time to time noticed frightening folks before sunrise on a lawn in Andover.
The ghost of a guy clutching a sword is rumored to have been witnessed on a small number of instances taking a rest at the dining table in an Andover trailer calling names. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost can be the soul of a local resident who died here in Andover many years ago. One thing is for certain, it's a terrifying ghost that is better
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not disrupted.
A female with maggots crawling out of her nose may every now and then be perceived staggering through a residence in Andover.
The ghost of a bound up woman was perceived looking crossly at the bystander in Mississippi National River & Recreation Area at the ranger station. The phantom waved to the onlooker.
A gigantic
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giraffe was perceived wandering through a flat near Andover.
A sizeable frightening ogre appeared chucking pebbles right by the entrance to Afton State Park.
A female gripping her head by her arm was perceived in a phone booth in Andover talking on the telephone. When the ghost was noticed it disappeared into the air. In any event, it sure is a bloodcurdling ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into at night.
The ghost of a gentleman with half his head not there was seen striding through an Andover area churchyard. The ghost was ingested by the night after being spotted. If you listen to what the local residents claim, this ghost may be a well-known former time dweller of Andover. No matter what, this ghost indisputably is creepy; one that any wise person would not want to bump into.
A space invader from space has frequently been observed trashing a box next to a wild highway in the neighborhood of Andover at night.
An ET is regularly made out spending time in a forsaken farmhouse in Andover.
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ghost of a young female in a blood-covered wedding dress has purportedly been perceived on several instances traveling on a bicycle on a shadowy road near Andover. Regardless of what folks verbalize, it's a scary ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Ghost Sightings From Andover
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Ghost Sightings From Andover
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
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