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An extraterrestrial from Jupiter has every so often been spotted hovering across Jackson Lakebed at midnight.
An alien from another galaxy is occasionally noticed in Willow Creek smoking a cigar.
A centaur has been said to have been witnessed on a few instances taking a rest in a beanbag in a building right next door to Amboy.
The ghost of a young-looking female with a rope around her neck can from time to time be noticed very late at night pursuing a passing car on a shady road near Amboy.
A gentleman with no head has often been seen in the rear seat of a Chevy by the driver observing the ghost in her rear view mirror on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Amboy
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Ghost Sightings From Amboy
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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