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Leonardo da Vinci emerged browsing through garbage cans on an Alvarado lane.
A space alien from Pluto was witnessed on an Alvarado avenue very late at night.
A space invader from another solar system showed up hovering in the air like a balloon in Alvarado.
The martian commander of an unidentified flying object was made out looking at a man sleeping on a mattress in a mobile home in Alvarado.
The ghost of a woman with half her head missing was witnessed in Lake Bronson State Park near the ranger station heaving rocks. When perceived the ghost moved toward the witness who then fled. One thing's for guaranteed, this phantom sure is scary; one that any normal person would not want to meet.
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Ghost Sightings From Alvarado
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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