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These are some lies we made up about Altura.
A space invader from another planet may frequently be noticed swallowing blood from a glass in Adams Valley at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a young lady covered in blood can be spotted over and over again in Richard J Dorer Memorial Hardwood State Forest before dawn climbing a giant tree. No matter what people state, it's a menacing ghost that should be left alone.
A guy with a big hole through his chest has sometimes been noticed by Dorer Pools smoking a pipe.
A guy having the head of a beast is every now and then spotted at Francis Speltz Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise enjoying the scenery. If you listen to the residents, this spirit might be a recognized past native of Altura. One thing is for sure, it without a doubt is a bloodcurdling ghost that is preferably not messed with.
Genghis Khan has purportedly been perceived on one or two occasions floating down Bear Creek at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Altura
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
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