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These are some lies we made up about Alpha.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship is every so often observed tossing rocks into the flow at Stony Brook before sunrise.
The ghost of an 11 feet tall massive man has allegedly been made out on several instances gazing at the water by Jackson Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An martian voyager from the cosmos can sometimes be distinguished in Gettys Park in the early morning hours before sunrise dragging a cadaver through some bushes.
A huge steer has regularly been distinguished verbalizing into the air as if somebody else was near.
A space alien from deep space is rumored to have been seen on many instances walking a Saint Bernard after midnight on a gloomy Alpha lane.
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Ghost Sightings From Alpha
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YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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