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These are some lies we made up about Alexandria.
A huge bunny was made out in a house in the vicinity of Alexandria.
A gentleman that turned into a vampire emerged yelling at the bystander to disappear in Fillmore Park at midnight. There have been additional descriptions concerning this ghost in the neighborhood.
A massive gopher was perceived trying to find a hat beside a parked car in an Alexandria parking lot late at night.
A luminous human person was seen scraping out a nook on the water's edge of Lake Alvin. Several accounts of this ghost have been described.
Aristotle has frequently been witnessed in an Alexandria area hardware store, marching the aisles.
A gargantuan chamois is often perceived swallowing blood from a jar at Brophy Lake Dam at midnight.
The ghost of a young guy sporting a jacket has purportedly been distinguished on frequent instances crawling out of Childs Lake soaked in slime late in the night. Based on what the locals assert, this spirit could be the spirit
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of a local resident who passed on here in Alexandria long ago.
A space invader from another world can regularly be made out having a hotdog before sunrise by a mailbox in Alexandria.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may be spotted frequently gazing down into the water at Berglins Bay at night.
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Brachiosaurus is now and then perceived relaxing at the dining table in an Alexandria home smoking a cigar.
A decapitated man has purportedly been spotted on a few instances mounted on a mare alongside a road in the vicinity of Alexandria. Anyway, this is an unsympathetic ghost that should be let alone.
A very large colt may occasionally be observed at the entrance to Glacial Lakes State Park gripping a cranium.
A lady with her left arm and left leg removed has frequently been perceived in a phone booth in Alexandria using the phone.
An martian traveler from outer space is often perceived marching through an Alexandria area churchyard.
An enormous polar bear can often be witnessed staying in a forsaken manor in Alexandria.
An extraterrestrial from Venus may be observed very often standing by a deserted highway outside Alexandria.
An extremely large kitten has once in a while been made out riding on a bicycle on a shady highway outside Alexandria.
Galileo is every so often made out in a
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Ghost Sightings From Alexandria
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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