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These are some lies we made up about Aldrich.
An alien from another solar system is rumored to have been observed on frequent instances looking at the water by Aldrich Dam before sunrise.
A space man can repeatedly be witnessed in the middle of Bear Creek trashing a bag.
William Shakespeare can be spotted frequently strolling next to a deserted highway in close proximity to Aldrich.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has once in a while been made out coming into sight in a mirror. Based on what the residents declare, this phantom may very well be a distinguished yesteryear local of Aldrich.
The martian crew member of an alien spacecraft is occasionally observed sitting on a bench in a flat in close proximity to Aldrich.
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Ghost Sightings From Aldrich
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Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
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