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These are some lies we made up about Alden.
A space invader from another planet has often been made out down by the water at Arrowhead Point chucking pieces of wood.
The spirit of an engine driver is repeatedly seen in Arrowhead Point County Park very late at night excavating a crater. No matter what folks say, this is an unpleasant ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a UFO is known to have been observed on many instances wandering along a deserted highway near Alden.
A lady lacking a head may repeatedly be made out by Freeborn Lake Dam at midnight looking at the water. Any which way, it's a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An extremely large reptile may be distinguished very often showing up in a closet mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Alden
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Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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