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These are some lies we made up about Alborn.
Thumbelina was observed standing by a deserted road in the neighborhood of Alborn.
The ghost of a gentleman wearing soldier's attire has regularly been noticed mounted on a low rider on a murky road near Alborn.
An old knight's armor devoid of a person inside is often made out in an Alborn flat. Folks here who have seen this spirit argue this spirit enjoys scaring folks who dare to disturb the tranquility in Alborn.
The phantom of a woman with a plastic bag bound around her head has been said to have been distinguished on a few occasions appearing in a closet mirror. Folks here argue that this ghost enjoys scaring people who come trying to find ghosts in Alborn.
A space invader may frequently be witnessed taking a rest in a beanbag in a trailer in the neighborhood of Alborn.
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- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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