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Frankenstein's Monster can be noticed time and again in the rear seat of a pickup by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in his rear view mirror at midnight.
The spirit of a street bum has sometimes been perceived trimming bushes in the front yard of a residence in Albertville.
An martian voyager from another solar system is from time to time made out concealing a corpse by a big boulder in Crow-Hassan County Park late at night.
The ghost of an old sorceress has supposedly been seen on one or two instances taking pleasure in the landscape at Bernings Mill Dam in the early morning hours. People here say that this ghost is the undeceased spirit of an old Albertville local resident.
A guy with a sizeable hole through his upper body may sometimes be made out by a woman hunting in a forest near Albertville. A resident argues that this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was murdered while driving through Albertville some decades ago.
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giant mole was witnessed shouting people's names down next to the water's edge at Foster Lake.
A sizeable menacing ogre came into view scrambling out of Preusse Lake covered in filth at midnight.
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Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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