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These are some lies we made up about Alberta.
A space alien from Mars can once in a while be perceived concealing a body by a big rock in Alberta Marsh State Wildlife Management Area at midnight.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos was seen struggling to hide a body in Mud Lake around midnight.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spaceship came into sight sending an envelope at an Alberta post office.
A Chupacabra was made out gulping fuel from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Alberta.
A space alien from Saturn was distinguished speaking into the night as if someone in addition was near.
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Ghost Sightings From Alberta
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Ghost Sightings From Alberta
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
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