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These are some lies we made up about Albany.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian combatant is regularly spotted in a clothing store in the Albany area. One thing's for guaranteed, this ghost unquestionably is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The ghost of a tough lumberjack carrying a sizeable axe is known to have been perceived on a few occasions trying on clothes in an Albany trailer. A number of of the people who live here allege this ghost is that of a local resident who dwelled here in Albany before the present.
A space alien from planet Jupiter can regularly be seen by Krain Creek shining a light.
A gargantuan lovebird has every so often been observed struggling out from a storm drain on an Albany avenue very late at night.
A cyclop has allegedly been distinguished on one or two instances playing a guitar in an Albany residence.
The terrifying phantom of a Gaul may once in a while be perceived screaming people's names quite near Charles A. Lindbergh
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State Park. According to the folks who live here, this ghost likes scaring unwise folks who are brave enough to disrupt the peace in Albany.
An extremely large mongoose was seen in a mirror in an Albany apartment; the ghost was only detectable in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Albany
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Ghost Sightings From Albany
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
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