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These are some lies we made up about Akeley.
The Ugly Duckling is occasionally noticed bass fishing from the shore of Ten Lake on a dark night.
A huge warthog has supposedly been observed on many instances spending time in an uninhabited structure in Akeley.
An ET can occasionally be made out standing by a secluded road in close proximity to Akeley.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship has regularly been witnessed traveling on a motorcycle on a shadowy highway in the neighborhood of Akeley.
An alien from Pluto is repeatedly witnessed in an Akeley house.
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Ghost Sightings From Akeley
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Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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