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These are some lies we made up about Aitkin.
An enormous orangutan may regularly be made out in an Aitkin school late in the night pacing the hallways.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may be seen very often tossing bricks up on the pinnacle of Fire Tower Hill.
A space invader from Jupiter has from time to time been noticed scraping out a crack by Cedar Creek.
A black as coal rat that turned into a woman is sometimes observed obliterating an object by Big Logan.
A space man from another part of the galaxy has been said to have been made out on a handful of instances glugging down blood from a container in Cedar State Wildlife Management Area at midnight.
An ET may every so often be distinguished at the water at Johnson Point trying to find a photo.
The ghost of a homeless man was made out at Carrol Heft Dam before sunrise taking pleasure in the scenery. When the ghost was observed it vanished into the thin air. It's been said that this individual spirit takes
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pleasure in terrifying foolish folks who have the guts to disturb the serenity in Aitkin.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy came into view in a building in close proximity to Aitkin. Panic stricken by the onlookers the spirit fled into the darkness. According to the folks who live here, this ghost enjoys frightening foolhardy folks who come trying
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to find ghosts in Aitkin.
The ghost of a gold-miner showed up trying to locate a book beside a parked Dodge in an Aitkin parking lot late at night. When noticed the ghost came near the bystander who then ran away.
An alien traveler from deep space was seen holding a human skull in Father Hennepin State Park quite near the ranger station.
The phantom of a man dressed as a store clerk was made out sniveling on a dark night by a vending machine in Aitkin. There are other descriptions on the subject of this ghost in the neighborhood.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto has often been seen relaxing at a coffee table in an Aitkin residence gazing.
A lady with a fairly see-through body is frequently perceived marching through a flat in Aitkin.
A space alien from another world has been said to have been distinguished on numerous instances riding on a steed along a road outside Aitkin.
An Allosaurus may be noticed very frequently at a coin operated phone in Aitkin using the phone.
A colossal wolf has from time to time been perceived wandering through an Aitkin neighborhood burial ground.
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Ghost Sightings From Aitkin
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Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
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