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An alien from deep space was witnessed sitting on a sofa in a building outside Afton.
A guy with the head of a devil came into sight struggling to state something up on the pinnacle of Bissels Mounds. There have been several testimonies regarding this ghost in the vicinity.
A female in flames, gripping a fuel bottle was spotted by Couwette Group Pond Dam late at night gazing at the water. Other people nearby have had matching occurrences involving a very similar ghost. In any event, it's a menacing phantom that you wouldn't want to encounter in the early morning hours.
A massive mole was distinguished at the stroke of midnight pursuing a passing Dodge on a dark highway near Afton.
A big scary giant has regularly been spotted covering a body by a sizeable boulder in Afton State Park very late at night.
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If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
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