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The ghost of a guy with half his head not there is often observed hauling a body from the cold water of East Branch Kanaranzi Creek at the stroke of midnight. A local woman says that this ghost is the struggling spirit of a long forgotten Adrian local resident.
The ghost of a youthful female sporting a blood-splattered dress is known to have been noticed on a few occasions at Post Group Detention Reservoir Dam after midnight seeking a woman. Regardless of what folks utter, this is an unlikable spirit that you don't want to bump into in the early morning hours.
A colossal baboon can often be distinguished in a wild spot in close proximity to Adrian.
A big creepy ogre may be spotted very often hovering in the middle of a shady highway in the neighborhood of Adrian.
A massive gorilla has every now and then been made out downing regular unleaded from a fuel pump at a fuel station in Adrian.
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Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
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