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These are some lies we made up about Ada.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has sometimes been witnessed on a dark night scrambling out of Gilbertsons Slough drenched in filth.
A space alien from planet Mars is sometimes noticed in a convenience store in the Ada vicinity.
A very large cat is rumored to have been seen on a small number of occasions reading a magazine in Buffalo River State Park right by the park headquarters.
An Allosaurus may once in a while be witnessed trying on shoes in an Ada building.
The spirit of a youthful female sporting a blood-splattered wedding gown has often been distinguished nosing around in mailboxes around midnight in Ada. Whatever people exclaim, it's a chilling ghost that you wouldn't wish to meet at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Ada
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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