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These are some lies we made up about Waterville.
The ghost of an engine driver has been noticed on a small number of instances by an old woman canoeing in a river near Waterville. A woman who lives here declares that this spirit is the undead soul of a long dead Waterville resident. In any event, it is certainly a frightening ghost that any sensible person wouldn't want to encounter.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another planet can now and then be witnessed hiding a corpse by a large rock in Clear Creek Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gargantuan wombat has frequently been made out at Clear Creek before dawn throwing pieces of wood into the current.
A woman with no head is frequently spotted taking a rest in a beanbag in a flat in Waterville.
An extraterrestrial from outer space has supposedly been observed on a handful of occasions trying to hide a dead body in Lafayette Slough before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Waterville
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Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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