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These are some lies we made up about Washta.
An alien from another solar system was observed chucking chunks of concrete into the current at Ashton Creek in the early morning hours.
The martian captain of a UFO showed up in Douglas Township Cemetery Area around midnight dragging a corpse across the dirt.
A large terrifying dragon became visible pacing through a house in Washta.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn was noticed riding on a mare by a road in close proximity to Washta.
A woman with no head has often been made out marching through a mobile home close to Washta.
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Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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