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These are some lies we made up about Washington.
The ghost of a shackled up female has frequently been made out in 1840 Log Cabin Historical Marker at midnight hiding a cadaver by a large rock.
An enormous cony is repeatedly witnessed mounding pebbles alongside a deserted road near Washington very late at night.
An extraterrestrial traveler from deep space has been noticed on a few occasions hurling pebbles into the stream at Cedar Creek around midnight.
A female having the head of a devil may regularly be witnessed glugging down blood from a mug down by the waterfront at Sunrise Lake. Regardless of what folks verbalize, it's a scary ghost that any wise person wouldn't wish to meet.
The ghost of a gentleman with half his head missing can be observed frequently staying in a neglected manor in Washington. One thing's for guaranteed, it's sure a scary ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A beheaded lady has every now and then been made out standing by a secluded road in close proximity
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to Washington. People argue that this ghost is the undead soul of a former Washington local.
An ET from deep space is once in a while observed being carried by a low rider on a murky road near Washington.
The ghost of a 12 foot tall colossal giant has allegedly been seen on several instances right by the entrance to Geode State Park talking
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into the night. In any case, this ghost certainly is terrifying; one that should be kept away from.
The ghost of an adolescent girl may every now and then be perceived in a trailer in Washington. No matter what folks utter, it's a chilling ghost that you do not want to run into after midnight.
An extraterrestrial is often made out in a Washington apartment.
A massive coyote has allegedly been witnessed on a handful of instances striding along a deserted road close to Washington.
The martian captain of a flying saucer may be noticed very often becoming visible in a bathroom mirror.
An enormous deer has from time to time been noticed having a seat on the floor in a trailer outside Washington.
A gargantuan lynx is sometimes seen in the backseat of a Honda by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours.
The spirit of a lady having half her head absent can occasionally be witnessed picking flowers in the garden of an apartment in Washington.
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alien tourist from another galaxy was seen by an old man canoeing in a river in the neighborhood of Washington.
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Ghost Sightings From Washington
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Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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