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The martian pilot of a flying saucer has sometimes been spotted in Rossow County Prairie before dawn dragging a body across the ground.
The ghost of a man having words carved into his nose is sometimes perceived at a coin operated phone in Vincent making a telephone call. Regardless of what, this ghost certainly is chilling; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
A space alien from planet Saturn is known to have been distinguished on many instances wandering through a Vincent area graveyard.
A space alien from another galaxy may now and then be observed excavating a gap by the side of a secluded highway close to Vincent late at night.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spacecraft was made out staying in a vacant home in Vincent.
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Ghost Sightings From Vincent
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My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
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