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These are some lies we made up about Villisca.
The ghost of a guy hauling a bloody axe was perceived drinking blood from a bottle in the middle of Dunns Creek. The ghost talked about revenging a killing. In any case, it without a doubt is a bloodcurdling ghost that you do not want to meet in the early morning hours.
A Pterodactyl has often been noticed concealing a cadaver by a sizeable boulder in Erickson Prairie on a dark night.
An alien traveler from another part of the galaxy is frequently noticed staring at folks in a Villisca home through a door crack.
The phantom of a civil war fighter is rumored to have been witnessed on several occasions walking in the middle of a shady road near Villisca.
An alien from planet Jupiter may regularly be made out mailing a packet at a Villisca post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Villisca
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Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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