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These are some lies we made up about Ventura.
A huge dormouse emerged down next to the water's edge at Dodges Beach looking.
An enormous marten was noticed attempting to grip something beside the water at Dodges Point.
A gigantic argali has repeatedly been distinguished reasoning in Armour Pugh Memorial Park late at night.
A sizeable bloodcurdling dragon is repeatedly noticed struggling out of Lekwa Marsh drenched in filth at night.
A female form has supposedly been witnessed on a handful of instances mid stream in Spring Creek shouting names of people. Whatever folks utter, this spirit indisputably is bloodcurdling; one that any rational person wouldn't wish to run into.
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Ghost Sightings From Ventura
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Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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