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Plato was witnessed yelling people's names in the center of East Fork Wapsipinicon River.
An alien vacationer from another planet has repeatedly been perceived looking chilling in Alcock County Park around midnight.
A space man from another planet is often seen in a flat in Tripoli.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer has been distinguished on many occasions in a Tripoli trailer.
A very large alligator can often be noticed at the entrance to George Wyth Memorial State Park hurling pebbles.
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Ghost Sightings From Tripoli
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
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