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These are some lies we made up about Treynor.
A gargantuan basilisk came into sight in Treynor Recreation Area after midnight covering a body by a sizeable boulder.
A large menacing monster was perceived at Little Keg Creek at midnight hurling pebbles into the flow.
A space man was distinguished resting on the floor in a mobile home in Treynor.
A huge bull was perceived annihilating a hat beneath a lamppost in Treynor.
A guy's body having the head of a lizard is often spotted strolling from flat to flat at midnight on a Treynor street. Locals here who have observed this spirit argue this spirit is the undead soul of a long forgotten Treynor person who lived here.
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Ghost Sightings From Treynor
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Ghost Sightings From Treynor
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
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