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These are some lies we made up about Toddville.
A space alien from deep space is rumored to have been noticed on several instances in Chain Lakes County Park late in the night heaving boulders.
A space man may regularly be distinguished scraping out a hole by Lewis Bottoms.
The ghost of a shackled up man has now and then been noticed staring at the sight from the highest spot of The Hogback late at night. One thing's for sure, it's sure a terrifying spirit that you shouldn't go searching for.
The Loch Ness Monster has allegedly been observed on many instances on a dark night chasing a passing car on a shady road near Toddville.
A gargantuan rhinoceros may occasionally be spotted raking leaves in the side garden of a mobile home in Toddville.
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Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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