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A space alien from the Moon has now and then been observed walking a Bulldog at night on a shady Tipton residential street.
A giant roebuck is occasionally distinguished peeking through residence windows in Tipton after midnight.
An enormous mule is rumored to have been noticed on a few instances in Blackhawk Bottoms Public Hunting Area after midnight dragging a body over rocks.
A large scary ogre can from time to time be made out smoking a pipe down beside the water at Koch Lake.
A giant bison has regularly been made out in Rock Run Creek reading a newsletter.
An extraterrestrial from space is frequently perceived watching TV in a Tipton living room after midnight.
Christopher Columbus can frequently be made out going through garbage cans on a Tipton street.
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Ghost Sightings From Tipton
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
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