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These are some lies we made up about Terril.
A large scary monster may now and then be distinguished in Dan Green Slough Wildlife Management Area in the early morning hours shouting.
A huge mountain goat has repeatedly been witnessed playing a melody on a flute in a Terril apartment.
The spirit of a gentleman with half his head not there is regularly perceived in a mirror in a Terril trailer; the spirit was only detectable in the mirror.
An extraterrestrial is rumored to have been observed on a few occasions in a flat near Terril.
The ghost of a young-looking woman in a blood-covered dress can often be observed searching for a book beneath a parked vehicle in a Terril parking lot before sunrise. If you listen to what the folks who live here say, this phantom could be a famous former time native of Terril. In any event, this is a nasty ghost that should be left alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Terril
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Ghost Sightings From Terril
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
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