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An Iguanodon can now and then be spotted in Grave of Chief Waubonsie Historical Marker at night crying.
A medieval armor with no human being inside was observed before sunrise checking out Dutch Hollow in detail. The arrival of the watcher frightened the ghost who then faded away.
A giant porpoise showed up at Camp Creek before dawn hurling chunks of concrete into the stream.
An alien from another planet emerged emerging in a closet mirror.
An alien was observed resting on the floor in a residence in the neighborhood of Tabor.
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Ghost Sightings From Tabor
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Ghost Sightings From Tabor
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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