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These are some lies we made up about Sutherland.
The ghost of a terribly burned lady has every now and then been spotted struggling to exclaim something in Dog Creek County Park at midnight.
The ghost of a guy with a word etched into his forehead is every so often distinguished at Dog Creek Dam at the stroke of midnight trying to grab something. A person who lives here argues that this ghost likes terrifying folks who are fearless enough to upset the tranquility in Sutherland.
A colossal dingo can every now and then be distinguished shining a flash light mid stream in Barry Creek.
A gargantuan rabbit is frequently distinguished in a home outside Sutherland.
A cyclop has allegedly been witnessed on several occasions in a Sutherland area clothing store, wandering the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Sutherland
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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