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These are some lies we made up about Stout.
A huge burro has purportedly been observed on several instances in Beaver Meadows County Park before sunrise looking wrathfully at the eye witness.
The ghost of a lady with a bag tied around her head can repeatedly be made out in a Stout area auto part store, striding the aisles. People claim that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while traveling through Stout a long time ago. One thing's for sure, this is a nasty ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto can be witnessed very frequently in the center of Freddeke Creek throwing chunks of concrete.
A sizeable menacing spirit is now and then seen piling chunks of concrete very late at night on a park bench in Stout. One of the local residents confidently declares that this ghost enjoys terrifying unwise people who are brave enough to interrupt the quiet in Stout. Either way, it's without a doubt a frightening ghost that
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you shouldn't go seeking.
A space invader from space can now and then be perceived seated at a coffee table in a Stout apartment sipping blood from a bottle.
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Ghost Sightings From Stout
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Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
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