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These are some lies we made up about Stockport.
A space alien from another world is frequently perceived in Brattian's Grove Historical Marker after midnight reading a book.
A giant deer can often be made out mid stream in Jones Branch grasping a headbone.
A very large leopard may be distinguished repeatedly sending a packet at a Stockport post office.
A massive elephant has sometimes been spotted discussing into the thin air as if somebody besides was in attendance.
The phantom of a youthful lady clothed as a house keeper is occasionally seen walking a dog before sunrise on a gloomy Stockport street.
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Ghost Sightings From Stockport
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Ghost Sightings From Stockport
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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