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These are some lies we made up about Springbrook.
The spirit of a woman having satanic symbols etched into her cheek came into view at Brush Creek late in the night tossing stones into the stream. There are further testimonies about this ghost in the neighborhood.
A big menacing ogre was noticed looking along a secluded road in close proximity to Springbrook late in the night.
A huge mountain goat became visible in Dark Hollow at midnight attempting to state something.
A female with maggots crawling out of her eye sockets was observed flickering a light in Bellevue Butterfly Garden around midnight. Many accounts of this ghost have been described. No matter what, it's a terrifying spirit that is better not messed with.
A gargantuan guinea pig was perceived hanging out in an empty manor in Springbrook.
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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
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