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These are some lies we made up about Spirit Lake.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn has repeatedly been made out walking a Pit Bull in the early morning hours before sunrise on a shadowy Spirit Lake lane.
A womanly figure is frequently spotted peeking through residence windows in Spirit Lake before dawn.
An alien from another galaxy has been perceived on a few occasions in Arnolds Park on a dark night looking.
The martian pilot of a UFO can repeatedly be observed watching television in a Spirit Lake living room at the stroke of midnight.
A space invader from planet Jupiter can be distinguished repeatedly meditating down beside the water at Ainsworth Beach.
An extraterrestrial from another world is sometimes seen on a Spirit Lake road at night.
The ghost of a gentleman carrying a sword has allegedly been noticed on several instances in Gull Point State Park right by the ranger station repositioning orbs about.
The ghost of a female having satanic symbols cut into her arm may
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occasionally be noticed floating in the air like a hot-air balloon in Spirit Lake. It has been alleged that this specific spirit gets pleasure from frightening folks who have the nerve to upset the tranquility in Spirit Lake.
A space invader was observed drifting by on Loon Creek before sunrise.
The spirit of a female with a knife in
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her heart came into view staring crossly at the observer by Garlock Slough. Many folks in the neighborhood have had similar experiences involving a quite similar phantom. One thing's for sure, it is certainly a frightening ghost that any sound person would not want to meet.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO was noticed down beside the waterfront at Diamond Lake going out of control.
An alien traveler from deep space came into view digging an opening beside the water at Anglers Bay.
A female having the head of a devil was noticed gazing at a woman slumbering on a futon in a residence in Spirit Lake. This is one of those spirits that is distinguished time and again in the neighborhood. If you listen to the local residents, this spirit likes startling unwise folks who come trying to find spirits in Spirit Lake. Well, this spirit indisputably is scary; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
Genghis Khan was seen trying on socks in a Spirit Lake building.
An enormous raccoon has regularly been witnessed ascending up from a storm drain on a Spirit Lake lane before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Spirit Lake
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Ghost Sightings From Spirit Lake
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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