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These are some lies we made up about Smithland.
The ghost of a civil war fighter has regularly been seen by Barber Creek smoking a cigar. One thing is for sure, this is a hostile ghost that you do not want to bump into before sunrise.
A very large wolf is repeatedly noticed dragging a dead body across the ground in Curtin Timber before dawn.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves has supposedly been noticed on many occasions in Cottonwood Hollow late in the night holding a cranium.
An ET from planet Jupiter may repeatedly be observed playing a xylophone in a Smithland flat.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system can be observed over and over again in a mirror in a Smithland apartment; the spirit was exclusively observable in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Smithland
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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