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These are some lies we made up about Silver City.
A young girl wearing a blood-splattered dress has supposedly been seen on a few instances throwing stones into the water at Middle Silver Creek very late at night.
A female with a bottle-green face can regularly be made out concealing a dead body by a large rock in Three Early Trails Historical Marker in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A colossal kid has every so often been spotted in an apartment in Silver City.
Little Red Riding Hood is every now and then seen in a Silver City house.
A gentleman with a spear in his head may occasionally be seen pacing beside a secluded road close to Silver City.
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Ghost Sightings From Silver City
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Ghost Sightings From Silver City
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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