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These are some lies we made up about Sigourney.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has from time to time been noticed riding on a scooter on a dark highway outside Sigourney.
A very large weasel is now and then observed attempting to utter something in Achilles Rogers Historical Marker at night.
A beheaded guy has been said to have been perceived on several occasions late in the night floating by on Branch Creek. Several of the folks who live here assert this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was killed while traveling through Sigourney in the past.
A woman with her head and right arm and left leg cut off has frequently been seen in a Sigourney home.
An ET from Mars has purportedly been seen on several instances pacing by a deserted road in the neighborhood of Sigourney.
A gigantic jackal may be perceived time and again seated in an armchair in a home right next door to Sigourney.
A colossal porpoise has every so often been noticed late in the night chasing a passing Honda on a shady highway near Sigourney.
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Ghost Sightings From Sigourney
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Ghost Sightings From Sigourney
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
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