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These are some lies we made up about Sidney.
An alien from another world has been perceived on frequent instances being carried by a moped on a shady highway close to Sidney.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship may often be made out in a home in Sidney.
A gargantuan cheetah can be made out often in Riverton Wildlife Management Area very late at night hiding a body by a large boulder.
A space man from planet Neptune is now and then distinguished in Camp Creek reading a tabloid.
A very large parakeet is known to have been made out on many instances staggering beside a desolate highway next to Sidney.
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Ghost Sightings From Sidney
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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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