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These are some lies we made up about Shenandoah.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another world is repeatedly perceived staring at a person sleeping on a futon in a home in Shenandoah.
The spirit of a gentleman with half his head missing has been distinguished on many instances in a convenience store in the Shenandoah area.
A decapitated female may regularly be made out trying on shoes in a Shenandoah trailer.
An enormous lizard may be spotted repeatedly in Manti Cemetery - Off the Mormon Trail Historical Marker around midnight hauling a human cranium.
The ghost of a nine feet tall colossal giant has sometimes been perceived howling by Eightmile Branch.
Bigfoot has supposedly been perceived on one or two instances creeping up from a storm drain on a Shenandoah residential road late in the night.
A space alien from planet Venus can occasionally be distinguished outside Viking Lake State Park struggling to grasp something.
A very large ewe has often been observed playing
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a song on a harmonica in a Shenandoah trailer.
A space invader from space is repeatedly distinguished near Lewis & Clark National Historic Trail reasoning.
A space alien has allegedly been spotted on several occasions in a mirror in a Shenandoah mobile home; the ghost was exclusively observable in the mirror.
A sizeable bloodcurdling
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ogre may often be distinguished in an apartment near Shenandoah.
An martian explorer from another galaxy can be distinguished frequently looking for a glove beside a parked pickup in a Shenandoah parking lot in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Shenandoah
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Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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