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An extraterrestrial from another world can regularly be observed very late at night drifting down Ash Branch.
The extraterrestrial commander of an unidentified flying object may be observed frequently hauling a cadaver through some bushes in Lake Binder Park late at night.
The ghost of a young-looking guy sporting a winter jacket has from time to time been perceived staring at the water by Lake of the Three Fires Dam after midnight. Folks who have seen this ghost declare this ghost gets pleasure from startling people who come seeking ghosts in Sharpsburg.
A gigantic guinea pig is rumored to have been perceived on numerous instances sitting on a sofa in a building in Sharpsburg.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another solar system may from time to time be perceived looking scary beneath a lamppost in Sharpsburg.
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Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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