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These are some lies we made up about Selma.
An ET has been made out on a handful of instances in Black Hawk's Grave Historical Marker at the stroke of midnight burying a corpse by a large rock.
A giant fox was seen chucking pieces of wood by Bickel Branch.
A gargantuan bunny appeared in the early morning hours before sunrise exploring Spahn Hollow in detail.
A frightening skeleton was distinguished pacing through a home next to Selma. This particular phantom has been seen over and over again in this zone. A resident claims that this spirit may be a well-known past native of Selma.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from space was seen at a coin operated phone in Selma talking on the telephone.
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Ghost Sightings From Selma
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Ghost Sightings From Selma
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
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