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These are some lies we made up about Schleswig.
The phantom of a gentleman having half his head gone can every so often be observed staring through apartment windows in Schleswig in the early morning hours before sunrise. Anyhow, this ghost unquestionably is frightening; one that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to meet.
A decapitated woman is frequently distinguished mid stream in Big Creek reading a newspaper. A lot of locals argue this ghost could be the soul of a local who passed away here in Schleswig long ago.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves has been said to have been witnessed on a small number of instances searching through garbage cans on a Schleswig lane.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter may be seen very frequently on a Schleswig avenue before sunrise.
The phantom of an eight feet massive man has from time to time been witnessed hanging in the air like a hot-air balloon in Schleswig. Local people declare that this ghost may very well be a famous past inhabitant of Schleswig. In any case, this is an unfriendly spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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