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A Centrosaurus is every now and then noticed in Bingham Park on a dark night pulling a body over rocks.
An extraterrestrial is rumored to have been perceived on many occasions staggering beside a desolate road in close proximity to Rowan.
An extraterrestrial traveler from the cosmos has frequently been made out coming into view in a washroom mirror.
A female with a sword sticking out of her head is often observed flinging boulders into the flowing water at Luicks Creek at night.
A space man from outer space can frequently be seen having a seat on a sofa in a residence near Rowan.
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How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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