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These are some lies we made up about Rockwell.
Ferdinand Magellan has frequently been distinguished being carried by a motorcycle on a dark road near Rockwell.
The ghost of an old man with a big white mustache is repeatedly spotted repositioning orbs around by Zerbel Slough. One of the residents firmly alleges that this ghost may be a well-known old days resident of Rockwell.
The ghost of a guy wearing a soldier's outfit is known to have been seen on a handful of occasions hauling a body from the cold water of West Branch Beaverdam Creek very late at night. Well, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that you do not want to bump into before dawn.
An ET from the cosmos can often be made out in Ingebretson Park late at night appearing scary.
A very large hartebeest has once in a while been made out in a Rockwell trailer.
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Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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