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A big menacing giant came into view in the backseat of a Chevy by the driver spotting the ghost in her rear view mirror after midnight.
An alien traveler from deep space was witnessed trimming bushes in the back yard of a residence in Robins.
A giant springbok came into sight by an old woman hunting in a forest right next door to Robins.
An ET from another planet was witnessed on the shore of Cedar Lake gazing.
A gargantuan musk-ox was seen seated in an armchair in a building in Robins.
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Ghost Sightings From Robins
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Ghost Sightings From Robins
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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