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An enormous tapir may be observed frequently throwing chunks of concrete into the flowing water at Canyon Creek on a dark night.
The ghost of a gentleman in an armed forces outfit is from time to time noticed wandering through a Riverton neighborhood burial ground. Based on what the people who live here declare, this ghost is the struggling soul of a long forgotten Riverton local resident. In any case, it's a chilling ghost that you would not want to run into before sunrise.
An alien vacationer from another solar system has been said to have been witnessed on a small number of instances in Golden Acres Park very late at night going nuts.
A space alien from planet Jupiter may sometimes be observed digging an outlet alongside a wild highway in the vicinity of Riverton around midnight.
Napoleon Bonaparte is frequently seen standing by a deserted road outside Riverton.
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Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
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