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These are some lies we made up about Richland.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship can regularly be witnessed in Bond Hill County Park late in the night hauling a cadaver across the ground.
An extremely large leopard has once in a while been made out pulling a cadaver from the chilly water of Clear Creek late at night.
An ET from planet Venus is known to have been observed on numerous instances in a Richland secondary school around midnight staggering the halls.
A space alien from another galaxy has repeatedly been distinguished in a mirror in a Richland apartment; the phantom was exclusively perceptible in the mirror.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is repeatedly made out searching for a glove underneath a parked vehicle in a Richland parking lot around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Richland
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Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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