|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Rembrandt.
The ghost of a grower in a farmer hat is every now and then spotted in Gabrielson Park at night glugging down paint. One of the folks who live here confidently declares that this phantom is the undeparted spirit of an old Rembrandt person who lived here.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot has been witnessed on frequent occasions hitch-hiking in the middle of a shadowy highway in the vicinity of Rembrandt.
An alien from outer space can occasionally be made out speaking into the thin air in the middle of Bluebird Creek.
A young-looking girl in a blood-covered dress has often been observed mailing a box at a Rembrandt post office. No matter what folks say, it's a terrifying phantom that is rather not messed with.
A gargantuan cheetah is often seen sipping gasoline from a fuel pump at a gasoline station in Rembrandt.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Rembrandt
Submit a lie about Rembrandt, Iowa:
Other untruthful towns near Rembrandt, Iowa:
Sioux Rapids, Iowa, 4 miles away
Truesdale, Iowa, 5 miles away
Storm Lake, Iowa, 10 miles away
Marathon, Iowa, 13 miles away
Albert City, Iowa, 14 miles away
Newell, Iowa, 16 miles away
Nemaha, Iowa, 17 miles away
Early, Iowa, 19 miles away
Laurens, Iowa, 22 miles away
Sac City, Iowa, 24 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Iowa
|
Ghost Sightings From Rembrandt
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
MORE JOKES
|
